Production Breaks When I'm Watching - Unisex T-Shirt
Many customers find the fit snug, go one size up for comfort.
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The code’s fine, until you open the tab. Production Breaks Only When I’m Watching is for the devs whose mere presence counts as an incident.
Made with 100% cotton (180 GSM) for lightweight comfort, it’s soft, breathable, and far more stable than your monitoring stack. The perfect unisex regular fit keeps it clean and effortless, perfect for pretending nothing’s wrong.
Printed with high-quality ink for lasting colour and crisp detail, this tee understands the real truth of observability: you are the bug.
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All size conversion information is provided as a general guide. Actual sizing may vary by brand and item, so exact conversions cannot be guaranteed.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | |
| Chest(Inch) | 36 | 38 | 40 | 42 | 44 | 46 |
| Length(Inch) | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 |
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